i too am a poet ;)

I CAN WRITE. Yeah right ! O.k if truth persists I have two left hands when it comes to writing for fun. With a literary quotient close to what could make a  middle school student sound scholarly and a constant mind-tongue battle that the tongue usually wins, I get  caught in the most awkward discussions ever. One such discussion being " who is the worst poet in the history of literature ? " . 

I could have easily  slipped the discussion but all I managed to blurt was " I am the worst poet ever " . After all i've read Shakespeare too. I have to have an opinion about "Literature". This however was not taken down very well by the company I keep. Thus caught in a situation  best described by the quote " chane ke jhaad pe chadana" and thee I was "Poetically challenged" yet trying my hand at a war of rhymes which I knew would lead to the most embarrassing tweets I would ever manage to make.

Here goes the series of tweets that followed that discussion .

Disclaimer: I did not want to put this up and was again coaxed into the whole idea by someone who found this funny . Hope you do the same. However if I were in your place , I wouldn't really support my own rhymes.

Warning: totally random thoughts. Use of mind / brain would simply go down the Drain.

-        He might be your knight in shining armor but don't  forget the rotten tomatar i threw were  from the khet of a puny farmer.

-        When love is in the air ...take your partner and get lost in that kumbh ka fair.

-        If your relationship turned out to be a fail jao use bhool ..dallo blind dates ke liye mail :P

-        Jab kare dil wala kisi cheez ke liye black mail......dimag lagao apna aur bhejo use jail .

-       I wud love to share that Girls FB status ka plan ..but then i dont wanna be a dhabba on my girl clan.

-        Rhyme karna is not a war .....boli janta ki leader mrs kaur.

-       Uncle chips jisse love karte hai mere lips ...why do they all add on only to my hips

-        Suno suno main nahi koi Shaitan par neend nahi aati hume under this fan Khaitan .

-        Pyar nahi hai koi khel tumko jo main lu jhel chala jayega bheja mera lene ko tel

-        I'm good i'm not THAT bad ...but tumko main jhelooo i'm not itna mad !

-        FB poochta rehta whats on ur mind ...and then it wants me to bear with it oh i'm not THAT kind

-        Life nahi hai koi sizzler ki jo aaya use de do chillar

-        Balo ko color karti ho streak se kabhi dehi hai budhiya si shakal theek se.

-        Jab ATM mein nahi ho paisa ....... tumhara pyar vyar to bus aisa vaisa

-        Twitter always asking whats happening... jab dekho tabhi koi namoona karta rehta ping

-        Ibn e batuta  dil jo tera tuta maro usko vo jhoota

-       Na hu main koi cook vook bahut garmi chadi hai to jaake dekho emmraan hasmi ki crook

-        Na jaane mere dil ko kya ho gaya ...acp ke kehne pe daya darwaza tod gaya daya

-        Dil to hai dil dil ka aitbar kya kehna ...tu hoga tota main nahi teri koi maina .

 P.S. if you've reached here , I really appreciate your patience ;)